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Dear Valentines Day,

Thanks for not sucking! Woke up to beautiful flowers from my husband and a super awesome dragon charm for my charm bracelet from Ethan. Am I into dragons? Nope! Am I way into my 2 year old? Hells YES! So of course, I loved it. Good times at work and then hanging out with my 2 favorite people. Life is amazing. Only downside, I’m afraid the awkward turtle is gone for good. Just sad I missed the grand finale! HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!!!

Alright… I’m here…

So I had planned on making a grand debut on here but unfortunately my pregnancy approved night time cold medicine decided to kick in about 2 minutes ago. So at the risk of sounding slightly (or incredibly) drunk I’ll make this short and sweet.

I did not want to blog ever. I usually get all of my rants out on facebook. However a friend of mine recently decided that facebook makes her cry, or something, but said that she would still really like to stalk me on the internet. Now me, I’m more of a drive by your house and peep in your windows kind of stalker but I guess she’s either lazy or the price of gas is a little much for her. So here’s to you Jamie!

Me in a nutshell: I’m a total asshole. Some people apparently find this endearing. I call these people my friends.

I should probably go to bed now because I half fell asleep 3 different times while typing that. Goodnight tumblr and thanks for having me :) 

This is me. I’m not fat, I’m pregnant. And I don’t think I get to keep those boobs forever.

This is me. I’m not fat, I’m pregnant. And I don’t think I get to keep those boobs forever.